Fair Notice

I will totally C.P.R. all your asses. Whether you like it or not. You better not fall asleep around me. I have the Good Samaritan Law on my side. Wahahahahahahaha....I wonder if this allows me to attempt tracheotomies?


Anonymous said...

you could cpr my ass anytime!

E said...

My provider's card just expired last month. I don't recall emergency cricothyroidectomies being part of the training for that particular cert. However, if you feel you must perform such a feat using expedient means, then you will need a (sharp... clean)knife and a bic pen. In a pinch, don't get fancy, and head just south of the cricoid cartillage. And bring giant sacks of testicles, because cutting open a windpipe is intimidating shit.