you could cpr my ass anytime!
My provider's card just expired last month. I don't recall emergency cricothyroidectomies being part of the training for that particular cert. However, if you feel you must perform such a feat using expedient means, then you will need a (sharp... clean)knife and a bic pen. In a pinch, don't get fancy, and head just south of the cricoid cartillage. And bring giant sacks of testicles, because cutting open a windpipe is intimidating shit.
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